Monday, July 09, 2007

Boxer Rebellion

We live in a country where, tragically, the government allows ordinary citizens to own and use apple boxes without a license—without even a mandatory training program or a three-day waiting period before you decide to save a bunch of stuff. No, in this country anyone who’s got a hankering can just put stuff in a box and save it. And stack it. And store it. Until . . . well, there really is no end to it.

Whoever invented the apple box ought to be thoroughly excommunicated from ordinary civilization.

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